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From: Galarza & Heredero
Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?
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1) Look for a socket
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3) Stick your fingers in the socket.
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And from: Ojosh!ro
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| This may help some with your perfect volume...
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l = ASCII 108
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m = ASCII 109
e = ASCII 101
Capitalised:
V = ASCII 86
O = ASCII 79
L = ASCII 76
U = ASCII 85
M = ASCII 77
E = ASCII 69
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